As I am sure you all know - this just isn't possible !!

A divorce process takes 3-4 months and that is if everything runs smoothly. First of all a divorce petition is filed with the court. The person receiving that then has to return an acknowledgment form to the court. An application can then be made for Decree Nisi but then you have to wait 6 weeks and 1 day before you can apply for Decree Absolute which legally ends a marriage. Neither party has to attend court at all if everything is agreed beforehand.

So, all in all, a little bit of an exaggeration by the Telegraph newspaper today.